If you are reading this, it means I can now update the site via ye olde iPhone.

Good or bad on the long run, it will at least be interesting in the short run.

Well, July has been a hoot, what with a summer class, a massive storm that did some damage to the oh, really homestead at the end of June, a couple of trips out of town for vaca and conferences, and a nasty upper and lower respiratory infection.

However, look for a big update to kick off August, with some love for the Mainstream Media and their infatuation with John McCain, some more noogies sent in both Lee Terry and Mike Johann’s directions, and some likely updates to the Right Wing Jesus series. I’ve also got a voting machine interface under construction, but we’ll see how quickly that makes it online.

Finally, I’m currently (as in, right now as I’m typing) updating the blog back-end, so excuse the mess for today. I should be able to make posts from the iPhone as soon as this is complete, which will either make for riveting posts as events occur, or shockingly boring posts as events occur.

Blame the player, not the tech.

Lee Terry has got to be the biggest waste of time and resources this state has ever seen.

His new campaign slogan should be: Lee Terry: Slackin’ for Nebraskans

Consider this a collection of things unfinished.

Mike Johanns never met a job he couldn’t abandon.

The pseudo-son-of-God is back for more offensive action in this latest reading from Brother Rod.

Judging from my Inbox, this series is fairly effective. There’s something about seeing a representation of Jesus actually saying this garbage that tends to freak people out.

And, yes I know Falwell is dead. That floating head is Brother Jerry telling you how to live from the great beyond. Jesus Saves, but only if you send money right away. He can’t save if the account is empty.

I often see right wing evangelical preachers extolling hatred in the name of Jesus. I’ve always wondered what they have been reading to get such a bad impression of the proverbial Son of God.

I must have been given a totally different version of the Bible.

This is the first of MANY.

Hey gang. I’m banging away on some fantastically offensive pieces right now, a whole series in fact. They use some fancy shmancy 3D thingamabobs, so the work is slow going. I’m creating everything in full 1080p High Definition, not that I’ll be able to post it at that size. I think I’ll have to dumb everything down to standard def for the Web site.

On the flip side, I decided not to put up a recently completed piece, it actually went a little beyond the pale. It was a PowerPointish slideshow with audio purporting to be the first Clinton 2008 Campaign strategy presentation. After it was done, I showed it to a couple folks who thought it was accurate, but frankly, MEAN. And it was, it was brutal. It portrayed the campaign as incompetent boobs that misled an arrogant and entitled candidate from the start.

Ironically, last night’s non-concession speech actually validated that piece. Not that I’m going to post it.Finally, I had some gnarly moles removed this week, and now I’m stitched up like Jack Skellington’s girlfriend. It’s unpleasant, to say the least. How a fingertip sized mole ends up as a 2.5 inch hole is beyond me. My left side is really immobile, and I just discovered that the incision on my left upper chest is right under the muscles that get worked when I laugh hard or make the “oh, crap” face.

Which means, as I enjoyed one speech last night and was horrified by two others, I hurt like a bastard.

Also, as I whip up some more nastiness for the site, it also hurts like a bastard. So, be on the lookout for more offensive material shortly. It’s going to get some people riled up.

That’s the way I like it.

Do you find yourself wondering why the hell John McCain keeps “flip-flopping” on all his prior stances, and constantly distorts his voting record?

Maybe you have electoral incontinence!

Old Man McCain Panders are on the way!

The second American Confabulators episode: Hillbilly Heroine.

The story behind Cindy McCain’s painkiller addiction and theft problem, and how John McCain had the federal investigation squashed.

Additional Information can be found at the links below:

How Cindy McCain was Outed for Drug Addiction :: Salon.com, Amy Silverman

Opiate for the Mrs :: Phoenix New Times, Amy Silverman & Jeremy Voas

Sorry gang  - I’ve been a bit absent from posting lately.

We took a long trip to Florida to recharge the batteries, and I’ve been trying to teach this old dog some new tricks. Some of the new tricks stuck, some didn’t exactly work out how I planned.

Expect some serious updating shortly, as the project is accelerating.