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It’s not mine (obviously) but it’s bloody brilliant.

Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a budget.

When folks don’t realize the mic is still on, that’s when the magic happens.

Follow the transcript HERE.

How embarrassing. It’s bad enough to melt Cindy McCain’s face off.

John McCain is a creepy old man.

He didn’t even attempt to vet Palin. Between the daughter, the husband, TrooperGate, lying about the bridge to nowhere, and possibly being a member of a secessionist Alaskan party, it’s pretty clear McCain shot from the hip (and missed) on this one.

Then again, the drunk driving incident might endear Todd Palin to McCain. He’s got a thing for substance abusers.

So why did he pick Palin? Maybe he’s looking to trade in the old model for a new one.

Again.

Dear God:

Please keep providing me with reasons to make fun of Republican candidates. And thanks for youtube, and please don’t tell Republicans about the Internet.

UPDATED: The youtube video was removed, so I’m axing the box here.

Like many of you, I was stunned by the Palin pick.

Sometimes giving the beauty queen the microphone is not the best option.

If I were a Republican woman actually qualified for the Veep job, I’d be plenty pissed right now.

Remember, you can’t spell “Condescending Male” without M c C A I N.

Huge credit goes to Tom0063 for the idea.

If you are reading this, it means I can now update the site via ye olde iPhone.

Good or bad on the long run, it will at least be interesting in the short run.

Well, July has been a hoot, what with a summer class, a massive storm that did some damage to the oh, really homestead at the end of June, a couple of trips out of town for vaca and conferences, and a nasty upper and lower respiratory infection.

However, look for a big update to kick off August, with some love for the Mainstream Media and their infatuation with John McCain, some more noogies sent in both Lee Terry and Mike Johann’s directions, and some likely updates to the Right Wing Jesus series. I’ve also got a voting machine interface under construction, but we’ll see how quickly that makes it online.

Finally, I’m currently (as in, right now as I’m typing) updating the blog back-end, so excuse the mess for today. I should be able to make posts from the iPhone as soon as this is complete, which will either make for riveting posts as events occur, or shockingly boring posts as events occur.

Blame the player, not the tech.

Lee Terry has got to be the biggest waste of time and resources this state has ever seen.

His new campaign slogan should be: Lee Terry: Slackin’ for Nebraskans